EA
East-anglian Aqueduct
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984527 
EACH
Expressly 'All', Considered Holistically
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984314 
EAGER
Every Attempt Gets Enthusiasm Renewed
Angela Brett
1984704 
EAGLE
Enjoy A Great Lofty Eyrie
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985049 
EAGLES
Eager Adolescents, Gaining Lessons (for) Eagle Scout
Jan Morgan - the highest Rank a scout aims to reach - the lessons are from the merit badges that can help them find  what career they want to pursue
1984362 
EAR
Entry to Aural Region
Angela Brett
1984443 
EAR (2)
Enables Aural Reception
Eric Bridgstock
1984443 
EAR (3)
Equilibrator / Aural Receptor
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984443 
EARACHE
Expensive Affair Requiring A Consultation - How Exasperating!
Angela Brett, when she had to go to a doctor to get a prescription for her recurring ear infection.
1984488 
EAR INFECTIONS
Each Application Requires Inactivity... Not Fun, Except C Text Instructs (me) On Necessary Syntax.
Angela Brett, on realising that the 20 minutes of lying on her side necessary for applying ear drops for her ear infection could be utilised by reading about how to program in C.
1984488 1984512 
EARLOBE
Embellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially.
Angela Brett
1984443 
EARLY YEARS CENTRE
Expregnant Adults Regularly Leave Yelping Youngsters, Engaged At Recreational Schooling (Creche, Elsewhere Named) To Re-enter Employment
Apronymous Anonymous
1984473 
EARNINGS BEFORE I TRICKED THE DUMB AUDIT
Evidently A Really Nasty Idiot Now Goes Stealing. Business Enterprises Fail Often - Rip-off Employees' Individual Thefts Rapidly Increase. Can't Keep Employing Deceitful Twits - Have Executive Department Using Much Business Acumen & Using Deep Investigating Tactics
Tony McCoy O'Grady - who admires those in the Audit Department where he works
1984605 
EARTH
Executes Annual Revolution Through Heavens
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984686 
EARTH DAY
Everybody Appreciate Round Thing Humans Destroy All Year
Angela Brett
1984794 1984563 
EARWIGS
Excellent After Roasting With Italian Garlic Sauce
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
EAST
Evidently A Sunrise Thing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984815 
EASTER
Eggs Are Symbols That Evoke Regeneration
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984953 
EASTER (2)
Eaters Anagram - So True! Everyone's Rounder.
Angela Brett
1984953 
EASTER (3)
Eventually Astarte, Secretly Transformed, Edged-out Redeemer
Patricia Rix
1984953 
EASTER BUNNY
Eggs And Sunday Treats Enjoyed - Rabbit Brings Unknown Numbers of Nice Yummies.
Angela Brett
1984953 
EASTER EGGS
Enjoying A Season That Expresses Rebirth, Everybody Greedily Guzzles Some
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984953 1984956 
EAST OF EDEN
Earliest Among Short Trilogy Of Films Exposed Dean's Emergent Neurosis.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
EASY
Executable by Any Slackjawed Yokel
Angela Brett
1984278 
EASY RIDER
Epic American Showing Youth Rolling Into Drug Experimentation & Rock
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
EAT A SANDWICH
Email Alias Thingies And Some Annoying Nonsense, Drab Writings Investigating Cheeseburger Hunger
Angela Brett, as the subject of a rambling email to Edwin asking about an email alias and complaining about being hungry and wishing she'd eaten the rest of that double cheeseburger the night before.
1984311 
EAT MY SHORTS
Educational Authorities Treat Male Youth Scandalously - He Openly Replies 'Trouser Salad'!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 1984473 1984890 1984575 
EAT OUT
Enjoy A Treat Occasionally, Untried Trattoria?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
EAT POTATO
Everything's At Twenty Percent Off, Today And Tomorrow Only!
Angela Brett (see <SHOVE OFF> and <ANGELANESS>- this one turned out to be a winning entry!)
1984515 
EAU
Elles Aiment Uriner
Patricia Rix
1984947 
EAU (2)
Everywhere's Awash & Undulatory
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 1984947 
EBENEZER SCROOGE
Extremely Benevolent? - Eh... Not Exactly! Zestful Emotional Response Saved Christmas, Result Of Odd Ghostly Experiences
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
ECCLESIASTES
Epistemological Cynicism Causes Literary Expert Some Irritation. A Sceptical Thinker Emerges Strongly
Sue Johnson
1984329 
ECHO
Everyone Calls "Hello" Occasionally
Patricia Rix
1984728 1984653 
ECHO (2)
Everyone Can Hear One
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984653 
ECHO (3)
Enough!  Content Heard Overmuch
Gavin Lambert, when <BIAS (2)> was mentioned twice in <THE ACRONYM TIMES>
1984707 
ECHOLALIA
Every Child Hears Obscure Language And Lips It Again
Angela Brett
1984407 
ECONOMICS
Each Column Offers Numerous Opportunities; Make It Count Sensibly
Patricia Rix
1984605 
ECSTASY
Extremely Challanging Sexual Technique Always Satisfies You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 1984644 
ECUADOR
Equatorial Country Up Andes Densely Overgrown Rainforest.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
EDGAR
Edmund's Death Generates A Revelation
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
1984380 
EDMUND
Exceptionally 'Dark' - Morally Uncertain - No Dimwit
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
1984380 
EDNA
Every Date's New Acquaintance
Angela Brett, remembering when Sideshow Bob on the Simpsons said 'You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel'
1984890 
EDS
Evil Doers Supreme
Carl Brett, who works for a company called EDS
1984308 1984242 
EDS (2)
Electric Donkey Service
Carl Brett
1984308 1984242 
EDS (3)
Evil Dark Side
Adrian Parke, who also works at <EDS>
1984308 1984242 
EDS (4)
Everything Done Slowly
Adrian Parke
1984308 1984242 
EDS (5)
Experts Dont Subscribe
Carl Brett
1984308 1984242 
EDS (6)
Evil Doers Society
Carl Brett
1984308 1984242 
EDUCATE
Everyone Duly Undergoes Curricularly Arranged Teaching Experience
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
EDUCATION
Everybody Deserves University Courses & Access To Institutions Of Nowledge.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
EDUCATIONAL
 Everybody Does University Classes And Then It's Onto Nerdy Academic Lives.
Angela Brett
1984473 
EDUCATIONAL (2)
Extremely Didactic Undertaking - Colleges And Teachers Indoctrinated Our Nation At Length
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
EDUCATIONAL ACRONYMS
Every Decent University, College And Technical Institute Offers Noted Awards Listed Apronymically & Cross Referenced (Or Numbered) with Your Main Subjects
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who doesn't think this is true :-)
1984473 1984320 
EDWARD & RICHARD
Early Delivered Words Augur Ruin... Dead Relatives Inspired Chill, However Active Relative's Deceitful
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
1984596 
EDWIN
'E Dwells Wealthily -- 'Is Name
Jeff Anonymous (meaning of 'Edwin' = prosperous friend, according to babynames.com)
1984269 
EDWIN (2)
Erratically Develops Wonderful, Interesting 'Nyms
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
EDWIN (3)
Eat Dinner With Instant Noodles
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984989 
EDWIN HERMANN
Extremely Dim Witted Imbecile, Never Has Expansions Ready. Make Acronyms Now, Numbskull!
Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the <ACRONYMS> forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for ages and should be punished. This expansion of his name seemed a suitable punishment... I don't mean it though! (If it weren't for Edwin there would be no acronym forums at all.)
1984377 
EDWIN HERMANN (2)
Entered Dual Wordplay Inventions, Now He's Earned Reparation - More Amicable Name Notation.
Angela Brett, after Edwin submitted two acronyms so no longer deserved punishment.
1984377 
EDWIN HERMANN (3)
'E Does Wonders - Invented Netborne Hangman, Even. Registered Many A Net Name.
Angela Brett
1984377 
EDWIN HERMANN (4)
Evident Delay With Instalment - Not Having Expendable 'Readies' Means Acronymsite Now Nonfunctional
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking that Edwin not paying his webhosting bill on time might be the cause of the outage of the Acronyms forums.
1984722 1984377 
EDWIN HERMANN (5)
Englishmen Don't Work Internet Neatly - Hapless Event Resoundly Meant Acronymforums Neglectfully Null & void
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after an outage of the Acronyms forums. (Edwin created the forums, but the outage was the fault of <UK SOLUTIONS>)
1984722 1984377 
EEVEE
Expose to Elements... Various Evolutions Exist.
Angela Brett (Eevee is Pokemon #133)
1984284 
EFFIGIES
'Evil' Figures Flamed In Grotesque Intensely Execrative Shows
Angela Brett
1984362 
EGG
Elegant Gender's Gamete
Angela Brett
1984398 
EGGNOG
Every Glass Gives Nuance Of Grog
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Many recipes for eggnog contain varying amounts of alcohol, some have very little.
1984542 
EGGSHELL
Endless Gastric Gripes - Someone Has Evidently Lapped Litres
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <GLOSS>)
1984806 
EGGSHELL (2)
Even Glutton Gets Satisfied - Having Eaten Liquid Lunch
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance <EGGSHELL>
1984806 
EGOTISTICAL
Ever Got Obsessed Totally In Self - Talking "I" Constantly At Length?
tonI mccoI o'gradI
1984704 
EGYPT
Eventually Got Your Pyramids Triangulated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
EI+EI+O
Explain It + Expand It + Observe
Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering why the (imaginary and irrational) rule saying that <IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE IT> is rule ei+ei+0 of the Acronymists' Charter.
1984320 
EIGENVECTOR
Excess Instructions Generate Exhausting, Not-Very-Exciting Classes. Tedium Often Results.
Angela Brett, while sitting through a lecture about eigenvalues and eigenvectors (a topic which everyone in the class had learnt about at least once) which was being taught agonisingly slowly.
1984695 1984251 
EIGENVECTOR (2)
Employing Ineffective Gaussian Elimination's Not Very Efficient... (we) Can Think Out Results!
Angela Brett, during the same lecture as the first <EIGENVECTOR>, when the lecturer insisted on using Gaussian elimination while finding the eigenvectors of 2 by 2 matrices despite having already pointed out that it wouldn't give us any extra information.
1984695 1984251 
EINSTEIN
Every Intellect Needs Some Training to Examine Imperfections of Newton
Angela Brett
1984293 
EINSTEINIUM
Excluded In Nature, Since Thermonuclear Explosions It's Now Introduced Unto Mankind.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
EKANS
Enthusiasts Keep A Nintendo Snake
Angela Brett (Ekans is Pokemon #23)
1984284 
EKANS (2)
Everyone Knows Anagram, No Sweat
Angela Brett (Ekans is Pokemon #23)
1984284 1984314 
ELAINE
Endeared of Lancelot - Alas Intercourse Never Eventuated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
ELDERLY
Enduring Life's Duresses - Every Relation Loves You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984713 
ELECTION
Endure Late-Evening Commentary Tallying Ideologies Of Nation.
Angela Brett
1984413 
ELECTRON
Even Little Electric Currents Take Ridiculously Oversized Numbers
Angela Brett
1985046 1984518 
ELECTRONIC DATA PROCESSING
Ever Lost Electronic Credit To Robots Of Nasty Internet Criminals? Don't Allow Their Attacks, Prompt Routine Of Checking Every Site's Security If Negotiating Greenback.
Angela Brett
1984299 1984605 
ELEMENTS
Euclid's Libers Expertly Made Evident Noncontradictory Theory of Shapes.
Angela Brett
1984251 
ELEPHANT
Extremely Large, Extremely Ponderous, Has A Nice Trunk
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
ELEVATOR
Entire Levitation Etymology Varies According To Origin's Requirements
Gavin Lambert (referring to how a different name is used for the same thing in other parts of the world)
1984701 1984407 
ELF
Energetic Little Fellow
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984785 
ELIA
Eloquent Lamb Is Anonymous
Angela Brett
1984335 
ELITE FORCE
Emergency Light Infantry - They Eliminate Foes Or Round-up Criminal Elements
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984752 
ELIZABETH
Evidently Linux Is Zenithal - All Boxes Exhibit Technical Homeostasis.
Angela Brett, referring to her sister, who likes Linux.
1984422 
ELIZABETH (2)
Eloquent, Live, Intelligent, Zesty... A Bit Excitable Though, Hehehe. :)
wishes and Angela Brett
1984422 
ELKANAH
Everybody Likes Kinship And New Activities Here
David Brydon, referring to the Elkanah school of music ministry - see http://www.elkitesonline.homestead.com.
1984410 
ELROND
Egotistical Lad Rapist Of Naughty Dwarfs
Carl Brett
1984893 
ELROND (2)
Elegant Lazy Ruler Of Nostalgic Demigods
Carl Brett
1984893 
ELROND (3)
Elven Lord Raised One Noble Daughter
Patricia Rix
1984893 
EL SALVADOR
Exceedingly Lawless - Spain Acceded Liberation, Vicious Activities Destroyed Ollie & Regan.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
ELVIS PRESLEY
Eternally "Las Vegas" In Showmanship, Performed/ Recorded Enduring Songs - Lives Eternally, Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
ELVIS PRESLEY (2)
Entertainer's Lovely Voice Is Stilled, Perhaps Recalling Extra Sexy Legmovements Entertains You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
eMAC
Even More Acceptable Contribution
TMcCO'G - upon reading <APPLE (6)>
1984374 
EMACS
Educational Machinery And Classroom Software
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984374 
E-MAIL
Emitting Messages Along Internet "Lines"
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984419 
EMAIL
Embarassingly, My Account Is Lacking
Gavin Lambert, when his email address changed
1984419 
EMAIL ADDRESSES
Each Man's 'At' Is Like A Direct Delivery Route - Envelopes, Stamps, Streets Electronically Superseded
Angela Brett
1984419 
EMAIL ADDRESSES (2)
Excessive Millions Are Immediately Live After Doing Domain Registration - Eighty Similar Spams Every Second.
Angela Brett - if you buy a domain name you can have every conceivable username @ that domain go to you, but spammers might send the same spam to many of the addresses hoping they're for separate people.
1984419 
EMERALD
Enduring Marriage Exhibiting Reliable And Lasting Devotion
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the emerald (55th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
EMERSON
Enjoy Massachusetts Education Regarding Science Of Notification
Angela Brett (according to http://www.emerson.edu/ Emerson College is the USA's only four-year college devoted exclusively to the study of communication and performing arts)
1984473 1984707 
EMILIA
Evil Males' Intriguing Loathed In Abundance
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
1984608 
EMILIA (2)
Every Man Is Lost In Admiration
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
1984458 
EMILY
Exceptional Maid Is Lusciously Youthful
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984422 
EMMY
Excellence Makes Me Yours
Angela Brett
1984353 
EMOTICON
Everybody Munching One Turns Irreversibly Cute, Often Nauseating
Patricia Rix
1984611 
EMOTICON (2)
Eyes, Mouth Or Teeth - It's Copied Over Network
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984419 
EMOTICON (3)
Ever More Obtuse - These Indicators Convey Overt Nonseriousness
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: .....there are emoticons for emotions I've neither heard of, nor experienced!  %^&/>
1984419 
EMOTICON (4)
Expression Motifs On The Incline... Caret's Often Nose. :^D
Angela Brett
1984419 
EMOTICON (5)
Electronic Mail's Oft-Typed Indicator Conveying One's Nuances
Angela Brett
1984419 
EMOTICONS
Each Message On The Internet Contains Our Nonsensical Shapes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984419 
EMPATHY
Every Man - Perceive Another's Thoughts. Hear Yourself?
Angela Brett
1984704 
EMPLOY ANGELA!
Enthusiasm Means Productivity; Lots Of Yield And No Grumbling, Except Limited Ambulation.
Angela Brett, whose resum is at http://acronyms.co.nz/resume
1984977 
EMPLOYEE
Expecting Much Pay Leaves One Youth Especially Energized!
Angela Brett, soon after finding out she'd got a job with <SOEIDENTAL>
1984485 
EMPLOYEE (2)
Everyone Marked "Personnel" Listed On Your "Employer's Expenses"
Patricia Rix
1984485 
EMPLOYERS
Evil Mice Pee Lastingly On Your Ears, Rodent Swine!
Jeff Anonymous, referring to the attitude of some people against their employers. Salvaged from a failed mega-acronym.
1984977 1984497 
EMPLOYMENT
Expenses Much Padded? Look Out - Your Monthly Emolument Needs Tackling
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 
EMPOWER
Enthusiasm & Motivation, Plan, Organize, Work, Evaluate, Refine.
Rico Leffanta, as a 'modernisation' of <POWER>.
1984533 
EMPTY TALK
Encompasses Meaningless Politician Talk and Yakking To Another Likeminded Kretin.
Angela Brett
1984413 1984728 
EMULSION
Each Meal Using Liquid Suspension Isn't Overly Nutritious
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <GLOSS>)
1984806 
EMULSION (2)
Evening Meal's Unusually Luscious - Stir It Often, Naturally
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance <EMULSION>
1984806 
ENABLER
Ever Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984338 1984362 
ENAMEL
Expect No Appetising Meals Eating Lacquer
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <GLOSS>)
1984806 
ENAMEL (2)
Everyone Needs A Meal - Eat Liberally
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance <ENAMEL>
1984806 
ENCOURAGEMENT
Explosions Need Collating. (I) Openly Urge ResEditing A Great Enumeration of Mindless, Empty Noises. Thanks!
Angela Brett, when Tony said he would need some encouragement to go through software looking for more sounds for this stack, if we decided to use sounds other than the laughs he'd already collected.
1984653 1984362 
ENCOURAGEMENT (2)
Expansions Needed... Come On! Usual Rico / Angela Garbage Eventually Makes Extinct New Thought.
Angela Brett, when for a while most of the acronyms contributed were from her or Rico.
1984320 
ENCRYPTION
Each New Code Requires Your Powers To Interpret Others' Notes.
Angela Brett
1984299 1984251 
END ABUSE
Ensure Nobody Deals A Blow; Unfairness Saddens Everyone
Angela Brett
1985022 
ENDEARMENT
Everyone Needs Devotion Expressed Aloud. Romantic Men Emote Needful Twitterings
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
ENDING
Every Near-Death Indicates New Genesis
Angela Brett
1984665 
ENDOCRINE GLANDS
Everybody Needs Dispersal Of Chemicals Released Internally, Naturally Evincing God's Love of A Neat Distribution System
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who finally got tired of seeing this subject every time he logged on to the "Unsuccessful Searches" page at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches
1984443 
END-TO-END
Extremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
ENEMY AT THE GATES
Enemies Never Ending - Military Youth Accurately Targets Those He  Executes: German Army That Encircles Stalingrad
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
ENERGY MANAGEMENT
Everyone Needs Electricity. Remember, Get Your Machines Audited Now And Get Extra Money Every New Term
Angela Brett (if you take notice of what's using more electricity than necessary you can save money on power bills.)
1984518 
ENGAGEMENT
Enraptured Nubile Guy And Gal Entering Marriage to Enjoy Nuptial Togetherness
Eric Bridgstock
1984734 
ENGINE
Emits Noxious Gases Into Noisy Environment
Eric Bridgstock
1984584 
ENGINEERING
Edifices Need Great Ingenuity Nowadays. Elegant Erections Require Innate Native Genius
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984248 
ENGLAND
Europeans? Not Generally, Louts Arouse National Dislike
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
ENGLISH
Eccentricities Numerous... Grammar Learning Is Superlatively Hard.
Angela Brett
1984407 
ENGLISH (2)
Essential Near-Global Language Is Superior, Honestly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984407 
ENGLISH (3)
Email's Now Global - Language  Is Surely Hegemonic!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984407 1984419 
ENGLISH (4)
Each New Generation's Learning Involves Shakeapeare's Heritage
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984260 1984407 
ENGLISH (5)
European Normative Grammar for Linguistic Interoperability and Syntactic Harmony
Alistair Lovegrove
1984407 
ENGLISH (6)
Easy, Nice and Great Language If Studied Hard
Son Hong Nguyen -- This apronym is recommended to English teachers as an amusing introduction to the language.
1984407 
ENGLISH (7)
Everybody Needs Global Language - It Solves Hassles
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984407 
ENGLISH (8)
Especially Needs Good Learners -- It's Superbly Hard!
Jeff Anonymous
1984407 
ENHANCE
Experts Now Have Added Newly Coloured Elements
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
ENHANCING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
Every Nerd Hampers After New Computer. If Network Geek's Busy Using Some Incredibly Neat Equipment, She Should Respect Employer, Laughing At Technical Idiocy Only Near Somewhere He Isn't Present.
Angela Brett, who is sure she'd be in a consistently better mood if she could use a PowerMac G5 at work.
1984299 1984977 
ENID BLYTON
Every Nursery Is Delighted - Babies Love Your Tales Of Noddy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
ENOLA GAY
Exploring Nippon Over Land Awakens Grisly Atomic Yesterdays
Rico Leffanta
1984455 
ENRON
Earth's Natural Resources - Or Nothing!
Rico Leffanta
1984308 
ENRON (2)
Executives Nefariously Realise Outrageous Net
Rico Leffanta
1984308 
ENRON (3)
Executive Neighs Reinforce Official "Nays"
Rico Leffanta
1984308 
ENRON (4)
Employees Now Retire On Nothing
Rico Leffanta
1984308 
ENRON MACHINE GUN 
"E" Nudged Really Ominously Notifies Malfeasance. A Computer Has Insides Not Expected, Generates Unwanted Noise. 
Jeff Anonymous, referring to the dark side of his desktop computer (the sound card was misrepresented and there is some odd fan noise) and the fact that Dell and the defunct energy company Enron share the "crooked E" logo.  Suffice to say that his eyes have looked towards Apple for the next upgrade cycle. 
1984614 
ENT
Eat No Trees!
Carl Brett
1984893 
ENT (2)
Enormous Noble Tree
Carl Brett
1984893 
ENTEI
Elusive, Not Trappable Every Instance
Dundee (Entei is Pokemon #247 - one of the three legendary beasts which is very difficult to capture)
1984284 
ENTER
Enter Now, Then Exit (at) Rear
Dundee
1984611 
ENTERPRISE
Exploring New Territories / Extremely Remote Planets & Regions Is Starships Errand
Bones McCoy O'Grady
1984524 
ENTERPRISE SECURITY
Every Network Technician Eeverywhere Respects Privacy Rights Implicitly. Still Every Single Enterprise Consultant Usually Realizes it Isn't True Yet.
Sean Lamb
1984299 
ENTHUSIASM
Eagerness Neglects Thought. Hazardous Upsurge Suggests Inability to Assume Serious Meditation
Tony McCoy O'Grady, finding more faults in MacGirl
1984704 
ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS
Earth's Natural Vistas Indeed Require Our Nursing. Make Everyone Notice The Amazing Landscapes And Wetlands, And Recycle Everything, Not Extravagantly Scrapping Scraps.
Angela Brett
1984794 
ENVY WITH GREED
Exhibiting No Virtue, You Want It! To Hell with Generously Regarding Everyone Else's Desires
Angela Brett, who wants to get rid of the 'with' but not the 'To Hell'.
1984704 
EOS
Eclipse Or Sunrise
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
EPHEMERAL
Everything Passes Hurriedly, Especially Mayflies - Earth's Rotation's A Lifetime.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 
EPHEMERAL (2)
Earth's Pirouette Has Especially Morbid Effect, Restricting A Life.
Angela Brett
1984398 
EPHESIANS
Edited Pauline Handiwork Explains Spiritual Intentionality. All Need Salvation.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
EPIPHANY
External Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year
Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th
1984326 1984563 
EPISODE
Excitement Promised In Serialised Offerings of Dangerous Escapades
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984524 
EPISTLE
Everyday Post Is Slow! This Letter's Electronic.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984419 
EPISTLES
Eloquent Presentations of Intellect Stylishly Translated into Letters - Email Sent!
Angela Brett
1984707 
EPONA
Equestrians Plopped On Nags Abnegate
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
EPSOM SALT
Ever Painfully Shat?  Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet.
Jeff Anonymous
1984305 1984338 
EPSOM SALT (2)
Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984305 1984338 
EPSOM SALT (3)
Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe
Charlie
1984338 1984488 
EPSON
Evil Printer Supplier Overcharges Needlessly
Jeff Anonymous (in reference to Epson's practice of gouging on inkjet cartridges)
1984308 1984614 
EQUAL
Enigmatic Question Upsetting Answers Levelled
Rico Leffanta
1984278 
EQUATORIAL GUINEA
Evidently Quite Usual African Tribes Operate Republic In A Largely Genuinely Unspoiled Independent Nation (in) Equatorial Africa.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
EQUESTRIAN
Even Queen - Uh - Elizabeth Strives To Ride Irascible Anne's Nags
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
EQUESTRIAN (2)
Evidently, Queers Understand Equines Superbly... They're Riding In Australia Now.
Angela Brett, because it seems that most members of the New Zealand equestrian team in the Sydney olympics are homosexual.
1984581 
EQUIVOCAL
Empirical Queen Uttering Indecent Virginal Orchestrations Climaxing Amoral Love
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
ERAS
Events Rise And Shine
Rico Leffanta
1984356 
ERBIUM
Employed in Reactor Bits. It's Uses (are) Marginal.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
ERIC
Exact Retribution In Coinage
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Crossworders will know that an 'eric' was a fine payable by a murderer to the family of the victim)
1984476 
ERIC (2)
Expansions Result In Chuckles
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
ERIC (3)
Eats Ripple Ice-Cream
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984989 
ERICA
Expects Romance Is Coming Afterward
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
ERIS
Earthlings Relish Interrupted Seasons!
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
ERITREA
Ethiopia Relinquinshed It, This Republic (of) East Africa.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Espousing Rugged Nature (Eventually Suicided Though) He Epitomised Manliness In Novelists, Generally Wrote About Yanks
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
ERNIE
Everybody Regularly Needs Income Enhancement
Tony McCoy O'Grady. - ERNIE is the name of the computer which picks (picked?) winning Prize Bonds in the UK. it stood for Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment
1984242 1984602 
EROGENOUS ZONES
Easement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating  Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing
Rico Leffanta
1984365 1984443 
ERRANTRY
Essentially Romantic Roaming (for) Adventures, New Things Reward You.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
!ERROR! ?MESSAGE?
Evaluation Required! Read Old Recondite Manuals! Exhaust Sentience Spirit! !Apathy! !Generally! !Ensues!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984299 
ERROR POINTER-OUTER
Ever Resourceful Resource Organiser Rapidly Points Out (In Nit-pickingness & Tediousness) Errors. Remote Oldie Unfailing Types Errors Repetitively
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela pointed out he'd missed out a word in his <HEARTBURN> expansion.
1984320 1984704 
ERUDITE
Extensive Reading Usually Develops Intellectual Talent Effectively.
Roger Williams
1984704 1984473 
ESAC
End Statement After 'Case'
Angela Brett -- in a bash script, to end a case block you use 'esac', to end an 'if' you use 'fi' and to end a 'do' you use... 'done'. Nobody ever called bash intuitive. ;^)
1984512 
ESCARGOT
Escaping Snail Craps And Regurgitates Garlic On Throat
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
ESCARGOT (2)
Eww! Snails! Carry Away Right-now! Gimme Other Things!
Jeff Anonymous
1984692 
ESCOFFIER
Especially Successful Chef Offered French Food In European Restaurants
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
ESOPHAGUS
Exhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum
Rico Leffanta
1984443 
ESPEON
Evidently Some Pokemon's Evolved, Or Newly-reincarnated
TMcCO'G
1984284 
ESSEX
English Slags Selling Erotic 'Xperiences
TMcCO'G - "Essex Girl" is a wellknown expression in England.
1984365 
ESS-OH-ESS
Encoded Scream Starts Off Harbourmaster's/Hero's Emergency Safety Strategy
Angela Brett (see <DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOT>)
1984938 
ESTHER
Evidently She Treated Her Existence Religiously
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
ESTIMATING AND COMPARING CAPACITY
Essential Skill Today Is Measuring Approximately - That Is, Nearest-Guess About Next Drink's Content Of Methanol-like Poison. Alcoholics Reason, 'If New Glass Contains A Paltry Amount, Cheers, I'll Take Yours.'
Angela Brett
1984542 1984941 
ESTIMATION
Experience Sole Teacher In Murky Art, There Is Often None.
Angela Brett, after somebody at work said that estimation is a black art and the only way you can get better at it is with experience.
1984353 
ESTONIA
Eventually Soviets Thrown Out, National Independence Attained.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
ET CETERA
Echoing Thoughts Create Endless, Termless Expressions, Repeating Aimlessly
Melanie Merswolke
0 
ETHIOPIA
Enduring The Heat Is Onerous, Poverty Is Apparent.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
ETHNICITY
Even Though Human Nature's In Common, Ideologies Throw You
Angela Brett
1984482 
EUCLID
'E's Unclear... Can Lines Intersect Dually?
Angela Brett, because Euclid's first postulate saying that a straight line can be drawn from any point to any point does not explicitly say that the line is unique.
1984293 
EUDORA
Email Utility Demonstrates Over Reaching Achievement
Gavin Lambert, who really likes it - most of the time!
1984419 
EULA
Extremely Unappealing License Agreement
EULA = End User License Agreement (Microsoft)
1984242 1984299 
EUNUCH
Eugenics Urges Neuter Up Choral Heights
Rico Leffanta
1984362 1984410 
EUREKA!
Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud!
Angela Brett
1984311 
EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCY
Exalted University Researchers Orgainsed Project Emulating American (NASA) Space Programme - Albeit Cannot Expend Asmuch Gelt Each New Calendar Year
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984386 
EUROPIUM
Evidently Ultra Reactive - Oxide's Phosphoresence Is Used (for) Magenta.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
EUTOCIUS
Essentially Updated The Others' Calculations - Inscribed Unoriginal Summaries.
Angela Brett
1984293 
EVA GABOR
Eternal Virgin Always Going Around Breasting Other Romantics
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
EVANGELIST
Expounds (Vehemently) A New Gospel, Explaining Life In Sacred Terms
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984791 
EVANGELIST (2)
Evil Villains, Admit Now: God Eternal Loves Incinerating Sinning Traitors/Terrorists/Trekkies/Tombrobbers/Townsfolk/Turtlepoachers/Thieves
Jeff Anonymous, adding: something a mad Johnathan Edwards-like evangelist might say
1984791 
EVERY ACRONYM UNDER THE SUN
Each Vocabulary Entry Reaches Your Acronymiser's Creative Resources. Only Not-Yet-Mastered, Uncommon Nouns Don't Expand Readily. The Hardest Expansions Sometimes Use Non-words.
Angela Brett
1984320 
EVERY GIRL IN JERSEY
Even Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year
Chris Kjelgaard
1984365 
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Every Victorious Effort Reveals Your Worth! One Really Difficult Interpretation Names Thee Hero! Eventually Even Nonsensical Gibberish Leaves Insiders Shouting "Hurray!" Lastly, Acronym Neurosis Grows Unchecked, Aggravating General Excitability
Patricia Rix
1984320 
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (2)
Extremely Valiant Effort - Regularly You Work On Reliable Dictionary; Incredibly, No Thesaurus Has Every Existing Nuance! Go Looking In Sundry Hackneyed Lexicons And Now Generate Universal Acronyms & Great Expansions
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
1984320 
EVIL LAUGHTER
Evidence of Vile Intent. Laughing Like An Unpopular Gangster Has Terrible Eerie Results
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
EVIL TWIN BROTHER
Entirely Vile Intel-Loving Twit With Innovators' Name - Beige Remains On Top in His Evil Realm.
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, thinking of Dustan's gatanist friend Steve and wondering how he could share a name with Jobs and Wozniak, then deciding perhaps he is <COMMISSIONER STEVE>'s evil twin brother.
1984254 
EVOLUTION
Every Viable Organism Lives Under The Influence Of Nature
Angela Brett, who isn't sure just how much sense this one makes but it flows well.
1984398 
EVOLVED
Evolving View On Life Verily Excited Darwin
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 
EXAMPLE
Edifying Xplanation Always Makes People Learn Earlier
Patricia Rix
1984473 
EXAMS
Every "X" Attenuates My Score.
Timothy Chambers
1984473 
EXCALIBUR
Eminent Xemplary Claymore, Arthur Lifted It, But Ultimately Returned
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
EXCEPT THAT ONE!
Explicit Xclusion Communicated Excitedly: Pressing That Toggle Has Adverse Thrust. One Never Engages!
Gavin Lambert, when Angela reminded him to expand anything in capitals -- his email signature is 'Press any key - EXCEPT THAT ONE!!!'
1984299 
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTS
Everybody Xpects Executives Cannot Understand Things. It's Very Egregious And Secretaries Serve (as) Innocent Scapegoats, Taking All Nonsense (in) Their Stride
Patricia Rix
1984485 
EXERCISE
Energetic Xertions Erase Rounded Curves, Instead Substituting Emaciation
Patricia Rix
1984581 
EXODUS*
Eventual eXit Of Descendants Out (of) Slavery
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
EXPANSION
Exposures to X-rays Probably Are Not Safe, If Occasionally Necessary
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984320 1984398 
EXPENSE CONTROL
Ever Xpanding Purchasing Ensures No Savings Exist. Can One Not Try Regulating Outgoing Lolly?
TMcCO'G
1984605 
EXPENSE MANAGEMENT
Every Xebec Put Elsewhere Needs Some Explicit Meaning And Necessity. Accountants Gain Extra Money Eliminating Needless Tarriffs.
Angela Brett
1984605 
EXPLODE
Excessive X-particle Production? Lots Of Dust Everywhere!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
EXPLODE AND RELEASE
Excessive X-particle Production? Lots Of Dust Everywhere After Nuclear Detonation. Resultant Energies Leave Each Area Sterile Evermore
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984938 
EXPOSE
Extricates Xerox PARC's Overlapping Screen Elements
Paul Marshall (an allusion to the MacOSX 10.3 feature)
1984446 
EYE
Espy Your Enemies
Angela Brett
1984443 
EYRIE
Elevated Yet Remote, Inhabitation (of) Eagles
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
EYRY
Eagle Young's Restroom Yesterday
Rico Leffanta
1984245 
EZEKIEL
Extremely Zealous Ecstatic Keenly Inveighs Exile Loudly.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
EZRA
Exiled Zion Returns Again
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
